- Behind every successful manager is a surprised mother-in-law!
- The successful manager understands that the brain is an astonishing instrument. It starts working full time the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you reach your cubicle.
- Every manager knows that the only sure recipe for success is about getting a good set of parents.
- Simple success sutra: WORK 9 HOURS A DAY, SLEEP 9 HOURS A DAY. JUST MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT THE SAME 9 HOURS!
- The only thing that saves a manager from his boss is the inefficiency of the boss. An efficient boss is the greatest threat to the organization’s peace and prosperity.
- Think of your boss as a fat cat and yourself as a scared rat. Life is a race between cat and rat. In this race the rat usually wins. Why? While the cat runs for his entertainment, the rat runs for life.
- Finally, know that GOD manages the entire universe. Good managers just don’t interfere.